Sometimes the spammers crack me up. Okay, often. Their subject lines are hilarious! I had to see what was inside of this one with a subject line like “Tiger in underwear”.
I have to say they didn’t totally disappoint. Someone took a little time with this one. It has some graphic appeal. The “click here” on the capsule was clever. Nice work spammer dude. Better than your average text spam with a link.
But I would be lying if I didn’t admit that I was REALLY hoping there was a picture of a tiger in underwear in there.
Click on the image to see it in its full glory.
You know what would have blown my mind? If you had it click through to the spammers!
I would have been all, “Why that ruthless…!” …but then I’d stop there, ’cause I can’t say a bad thing about cha.
Alice!! Ahahahaha, you is makin’ me smile.
The burning question: boxers or briefs? A nice pair of black silk boxers, perhaps? Maybe even some fitted black boxer briefs. Tighty whitey’s need not apply.
And, of course, custom designed for that long, lashing tiger tail.
Yeah, I soooo have tail envy. Seriously, what a fashion statement…looped nonchalantly over your arm, or trailing elegantly behind, or peeping out from under your frock coat. 🙂
Joe you can call me ruthless…just don’t call me late for dinner..ha. Yeah, I know, lame.
Jamie gotta agree with the no tighty whitey’s just would not strike the right note at all. Must admit I never thought about the fashion statement of the tail before. But your description, however, does it absolute justice. I can totally see it now. Cool and sophisticated, end of the tail twitching just a bit. Rowwwrrr.
Got a few more awesome spam subject lines in the past few days:
Your favorite ardor hoister!
Bump her all the time!
Hoisters for your pork-lever
Become her drillosaur!
Ardor hositer…meh.
Bump… yawn.
Pork-lever…just trying to hard. And where is the exclamation point?? Details spam guy…details. (ok so I did laugh a little)
Drillosaur…ding sing we have a winner!!
Keep thinking I want to do a book of these with hand drawn illustrations to match. Just not sure I have the illustration ability within me to accomplish it. But I would like to see that tiger in his underwear and the drilling dinosaur. Guess I need a collaborator for this project.