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Nerdcore rapping skills provided by McChris.
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I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.
Black vest pressed and my white collar popped
I’m off to the cantina blue milk on the rocks
Had to be Tatooine where they don’t serve droids
We’re chillin with some villains cuz we currently employed
No more kitchens rescue missions we barter charter flights
It’s no trouble cuz we smuggle if we find the price is right
And on this particular night me and my wookie’s playing hookey
Wanna see the Modal Nodes maybe score Tonnika nookie
see I’m seeking out a sweetheart on the run from my last one
she was talkin matrimony me and my homey pulled a fast one
rather chill with Swilla Corey that blonde with the crimps
lemme pimp for a minute for I cash in my chips
When u see the T-head then you know that it’s on
The Nodes know the lo so they’re playin my song
I might be a space jockey not a grody nee modian
Just a sharp shootin shadow always avoidin a Rodian
I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.
Hey there mister u don’t get the picture
I’ll do a fake out make out with your sister
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.
Doctor’s startin drama Ponda Baba trollin hicks
I just wanna flirt with chicks but this kid is startin shit
Now somebody lost a limb and my thumbs on the safety
I just came to party I hope nobody plays me
I like a speak easy where u don’t need a password
I’m a pilot and a pirate but I don’t have a patch, weird
Weapons ain’t no match for D44 blasters
Obnoxious spocks get shot by Chewbacca’s bowcaster
I’m my own master no jet set to join
The Empire and Rebels are still on the same coin
No enemies just heavenly bods and don’t tell me the odds
This guy to girl ratio is gettin me hot.
Yeah I know I got debts to pay, but that can wait
I’m gonna rock let Jabba jock my dockin bay
No lame ricochet gonna ruin my day
Now back to the podrace with ur bitch fish face
I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.
Hey there mister u don’t get the picture
I’ll do a fake out make out with your sister
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.
Soooooooloooooo, Sooooolooooo, Sooloo yea
It’s like S-O-L-O S-O-L-O S-O-L-O
I made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs
I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.
Hey there mister u don’t get the picture
I’ll do a fake out make out with your sister
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.
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